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No. 96 : Bulls (2026) 101/102

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  Bulls at the IMDb Oh, this one is a shocker and definitely the lowest tier of Shannon you’ll find. I’m guessing he lost a bet to be in this or owed the director a favour, because it is a risible effort that even falls short of being entertainingly bad. The film opens with a caption: ‘Greater Manchester 1975'.  A young boy is disturbed from his darts playing to watch the World Championship of Darts final. Despite its celebrated title, this world championship seems to be taking place in someone’s basement with no crowd – maybe it was an earlier, forgotten, Covid epidemic event? Anyway, from the shadows steps up Shannon whom the commentator tells us is Alistair Whitlock, the best player in the world. He makes an arse of his first two darts and had an impossible shot for the bull to win, which of course he makes. He addresses the camera and greets the boy before disappearing for the rest of the film. We now must endure the remainder of the movie, Shannon free, with him havin...